SWINE NIRVANA

Well lemme tell ya somethin', buddy, when you step foot in Hog Heaven, life is all about the good times. It's a place where ham are always cookin' and the mud pits are never empty. We got ridges of slop, troughs overflowing with feed, and piglets rompin' free as a bird. You can waste your days snoozin', or get some good ol' fashioned mud wrestling.